In other news the editor of the Geira Rutilus News company was killed earlier today apparently by a crazed English teacher. The assailant burst into the news studio with an mkII positron assault rifle screaming very coherently about punctuation and spelling while firing wildly into the gathered GRN employees. The teacher then turned the rifle on the few survivors and held them captive, allegedly making the re-write all news articles with mistakes one hundred times, by hand.
Eventually the situation came to an end when the teacher opted to edit the GRN from existence by means of a biocom mines explosive charge, casualties as of now are expected to be in the hundreds and no survivors have been found.